Let the black helicopters land
MindGuard: Psychotronic Mind Control Protection (only available for Amiga and Linux, since "many popular operating system platforms -- most notably Windows and Macintosh -- are in fact created by agents of mind control.")Why Would I Need MindGuard?
If you think protecting your hard drive from viruses is important, but give no thought to the safety of your mind, please consider the following: ...
2. Secret agencies are conspiring to control your life and force you to live under a One World Government. The only thing stopping them are people of differing opinions.